[Read] Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook For Trial

[Read] Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook  For Trial
[Read] Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!?Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.? ??I want you to see this. Then you?ll know everything. It?s a cookbook,? he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. ?I want to prepare you, very much.? This isn?t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There?s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we?ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. ?I will control everything that happens here,? he says. ?You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you?re my ingredient.? I?ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something?what? Something delicious. ?So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James?s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. ?And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts??The Novice Bird? (easy recipes for roasters), ?Falling to Pieces? (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and ?Advanced Techniques? (the climax of cooking)?Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner. For Trial

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